Dialog for This Comic
Cheng: You accuse Mala, but it was Guo Ye who stole the thunder pearl, and who was planning on stealing the peaches.
Mala: Oh man …
Kitchen God: I can't watch what goes on outside!
Cheng: No. But you keep track of what comes into your home.
Kitchen God: I never saw it!
Mala: Yes, ma'am?
Queen Mother of the West: Why were you looking for tomatoes and cranberries?