Dialog for This Comic
Cheng: And just what is so ridiculous?
Jade Emperor: Yes, Stove Master. Explain yourself.
Mala: But we don't have ti-
Kitchen God: *gulp* Ah, it's quite simple, really.
Kitchen God: The girl was asking about all kinds of strange fruit. Tomatoes? Cranberries? We all know those grow nowhere but in the Queen Mother's garden.
Kitchen God: Clearly she was making a ploy to come here and steal the Peaches of Immortality.