Dialog for This Comic
Cheng: Let us discuss your annual report. Your esteemed wife told us that it was so thorough and extensive that it required a bixi to deliver it.
Mala: Can't this wait?! The villagers -
Kitchen God: Of course it's thorough! I fulfill my duties to the last hair!
Cheng: Really? In that case, explain the glaring omission of the stolen thunder pearl.
Kitchen God: WHAT THUNDER PEARL?