Dialog for This Comic
Cheng: He would then attempt to steal one of the peaches of immortality from the Queen Mother's garden.
Mala: All right, but I still don't understand why he's stopping the people from scaring off Nian.
River Dragon: Oh, that's easy. No witnesses.
Cheng: And the overly lengthy report from the Kitchen God? It makes a fine diversion for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West.
Mala: Oh man. How long has he been planning this?