Cheng: You accuse Mala, but it was Guo Ye who stole the thunder pearl, and who was planning on stealing the peaches.

Mala: Oh man …

Kitchen God: I can't watch what goes on outside!

Cheng: No. But you keep track of what comes into your home.

Kitchen God: I never saw it!

Mala: Yes, ma'am?

Queen Mother of the West: Why were you looking for tomatoes and cranberries?