Mala: Hmmm. That won't work, then. Do you have cranberries instead?

Kitchen God: I'm not familiar with …

Mala: Beets?

Kitchen God: Yes. On the windowsill.

Mala: These aren't beets. They're Swiss chard.

Kitchen God: Those are beets.

Mala: Do they call them the same thing here?

Cheng: I do not know.